They don’t give awards for near-misses

Posted: 09/02/2015 in Screwed
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I wasn’t going to report this, but let’s face it, this is just too good to pass up.  If you ever thought that Oklahoma isn’t part of the Village, you can put that idea to bed immediately.  It was disproved when a member of a volunteer group guarding a gun shop accidentally shot himself after dropping his gun.

[A] group of armed citizens and veterans is standing guard outside the Save Yourself Survival and Tactical Gear store after the owners said they received death threats from all over the world for putting up a sign saying Muslims weren’t welcome.

“I saw several of those gentlemen out there yesterday,” [Muskogee County Sheriff Charles] Pearson said. “The way they were holding their weapons, with the fingers on the triggers, you can tell a couple of these gentlemen have no idea about weapons safety. It’s like the Clampetts have come to town,” Sheriff Pearson told muskogeenow.com.

Naturally, since God protects children and idiots, the wound wasn’t serious.  Where is the Darwin Award when you need it?  Oh well, it was probably too late to prevent him from reproducing anyway.

SYSATG

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