Wake up Texas, it’s Jade Helm day!

Posted: 07/15/2015 in Screwed

This should be fun.  Today the federal government officially invades Texas in order to take everyone’s guns, herd up all the Republicans, and hide all right-thinking people in those underground tunnels connecting Wal Mart world-wide!  Me?  I’m gonna sit on my porch with a big pitcher of lemonade and watch the fun as my fellow Texans go absolutely bugfuck.

"Even The Paranoia Is Bigger" (Mark Streeter/Savannah Morning News)

Be seeing you.

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