That explains a lot

Posted: 02/05/2015 in Screwed
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Military analysts have been studying Russian President Vladimir Putin’s body movements in order to gain clues about his decision-making process since he came to power in 2000.  More recently, a Village think tank has been using movement pattern analysis (MPA) to figure out what makes the man tick.

Their conclusion?  Putin has Asperger’s syndrome.  Brenda Connors, an MPA expert at the U. S. Naval War College, went so far as to suggest that Putin’s “neurological development was significantly interrupted in infancy.”  In other words, he’s autistic.  Two reports, one written in 2008 and the other in 2011, suggest that Putin feels a need to be in extreme control and recommend that all meetings with the head of Russia be held in low-key, one-on-one situations since large gatherings are likely to make him nervous and reactive.

Okay.  I’ll buy that.  Now how about some useful information?  What do your MPA experts have to say about our own politicians?  Yeah, I figured that’d be classified.

Putin

Be seeing you.

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