Nixon promises no more violence in Ferguson; KKK offers to help

Posted: 11/13/2014 in Screwed

Missouri governor Jay Nixon (D) has decided he knows how to fix the violence problems that plague Ferguson.  Simply refuse to allow it.  Even though every indication is that riots will return when the current grand jury’s expected decision that the police did nothing wrong is announced, Governor Nixon (no relation to you-know-who) is standing firm: “That ugliness was not representative of Missouri and it cannot be repeated.”  When asked how he plans to keep violence out of Ferguson, he replied, “The National Guard has been and will continue to be part of our contingency planning.”  What he didn’t say was that the Ku Klux Klan also offered to do their part.

Yeah, that should work.  Bringing in the military and the KKK always keeps violence at bay — doesn’t it?  Well, more or less, anyway.

Be seeing you.

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