And you thought that YOUR job sucked?

Posted: 10/03/2014 in Screwed

Just when I thought the Village couldn’t get any crazier, I find out our Chinese cousins have made insanity into an art form.  In order to celebrate China’s “National Day”, someone decided that releasing 10,000 pigeons would be a wonderful spectacle.  Then someone else brought up the possibility that “terrorists” might take advantage of the celebration by exploding hidden bombs.  And where would be the best place to hide those bombs? Why, up the pigeons’ butts, of course.  So some poor clod got the job (and I am not making this up) of checking each one of those 10,000 pigeons for explosive material.  Internally.

Yes, every one underwent an “anal security check.”


Be seeing you.

  1. PiedType says:

    I saw something about this on The Daily Show, or maybe it was the Colbert Report. Cavity searches on 10,000 pigeons. I died laughing.

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