The only thing that will stop a bad guy with a howitzer is a good guy with a house?

Posted: 07/01/2014 in Screwed

Oklahoma homeowner Gene Kelley did some mighty fancy footwork last week when a 105 mm artillery shell came a-knocking on his bedroom wall.  And ceiling.  And other wall.  Before winding up on the floor.  It seems that some good ole boys were test firing their howitzer at the Oklahoma Full Auto Shoot and Trade Show at the local gun range and the shell went a little further than they expected.  About three miles further.  The homeowner is fuming, and the gun range owner is stuck with the repair bills, but if those good ole boys died tomorrow, the undertaker would never be able to get the smile off their faces.

Hoooo-doggies! Can you imagine the erection those First Amendment Heroes got from firing that baby?  Too bad it didn’t actually kill anybody — this time.  Oh, well, there’s always next month.


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